Interview of Student Right – SU Elections 08

Back to the SU Election topic. So I have many things to write today about it as all these days I didnt wrote anything about it..I gathered many thing about it…lol. So lets start it!! Today the main topic is the interview of STUDENT RIGHT – One of the parties at the Student Union Election 2008. The interview was send to Bungsy Mahendre Mishra who is candidate for Student Right Office Bearers. So before To start let me publish the interview.

• Lallah Basant (Vishal)
• Reetoo Vashish (violon)
• Edoo Abdool Sahir (sahir)
• Bungsy Mahendre Mishra (BaBa)

• FOE: Jagooah Bhushan (Patoon)
• FSSH: Adeline Beatrice
• FLM: Kissensing Yudish
• FOA: Belcourt Natasha
• FOS: Ancharaz Pawan Kumar Teckman

The implementation of this lab and in near future, installation of heavy duty laser printers, I must say that our students would really much appreciate working in that labs with the good network flow of the net and new computers. It is my pleasure to have these equipment for our students of UoM.

• Publish overall expenses each month
• Changing the opaque door of SU office to a transparent one( removing the first barrier of communication between the SU and whole student community.)
• The rest will be communicated to you all as from next week.

So guys and gals….. I am sure we got many many questions for Mr Baba and his team Student Rights!!! I even have many questions la!!! Sure I won’t ask for now…let the conversation start…then I’ll join in

To end this post here is a funny picture I took at university cafetaria today! Indeed…all ways are fair in election lol..

Tushal on Blogshot With Kurt!!

Hard day of work….I am just too damn tired as always and wanna get some good sleep. I am missing my girlfriend…. Hmm… I really like this rain outside… Its so damn romantic!!! Sometime I wish I was a vampire in my dark world and would be kissing my darling Yupri in the rain on the house….beeeeeep…. Forget this!! I continue this blogshot tommorow morning as am gonna get a good sleep now……bzzzzzz

Gud morning and welcome back!! So you are currently reading another episode of Blogshot with Kurt… Uhh its the 6th episode. So who is on the couch of Island Crisis tonight??? Any guess?? Of course its our dear lawyer Tushal!!!

Tushal…Welcome on Island Crisis!! You are here to be shooted by the blog!! So get ready as I will in a few seconds blogshoot you!! Are you ready?

So let me talk a bit about Tushal!!! Who is Tushal?? These are the data we got from intel!! – Sorry Tushal… the laws of blogshot does not allow me to keep secrets to my own head! lol.

• Name: Tushal ******
• Nick: Tushy!!
• Blog: http://tushal.wordpress.com
• Sex Status: Missing someone so damn much that he is getting crazy!!
• Age: 21
• Intel: Possibly related equation with the Python Girl??? LOL Just kidding. He has a crush for a female human at the UOM! We still don’t know who!!
• Disorder: He got a real emotional breakdown when he thinks of a certain “Princess”!!

• Do you think Saddam Hussein is really dead?
• Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die – I have no idea. I have not witnessed anything. I’m innocent.

• The first thing which come to your mind when you hear Island Crisis?
• Island?Ile?
• Crisis?crysis?
• Yeah I know. Crysis is a science fiction first-person shooter computer game developed by German video game developer Crytek and published by Electronic Arts, and is the first game of a planned trilogy. WLOL. Island Crisis –Avish’s blog..

• Did you ever go out without wearing an underwear?
• Duuh..Never..Are there such people btw? ohh yeah..there is 1 such people. Just came across my mind..a girl sitting at the st croix bus stop. Quite old story.{around 15 months old}. She was wearing a mini jupe. Mini? No its mini to the power of 3. And had no underwear..dont worri..i did not see anything..

• A girl you love behave like you are inexistent to her. What do you feel?
• Hmmmm. I had already gone through this. It hurts and pains like hell. As if some one is tearing your ears into 10 pieces and cutting your fingers and stabbing you in the chest and cutting you legs. {bleh.I went a bit too far I think.But well, just to give you an idea of how much it pains}

• Someone tell you that blogging is a WASTE of time. You say what?
• Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
• Learn from your parents’ mistakes, use birth control!
• That person must be like living in ice age.and still using “bol” yoplait and wires as his phone.^_^
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

• Did you ever eat your dogs biscuits?
• No way. Its impossible to eat that since dogs biscuits smell strangely.

• What do you of sex at Bassin Canard? (The super sex site nearby UOM)
• Well, If I could had the girl of your dream, then perhaps I could consider that option.
• {having several options are good

• Do you take a shower everyday?? (Be honest please)
• Oh no.I take a shower once per month! ! Daily quota: 2 showers per day..

• Blogging and Mauritius – In one word?
• Some people still don’t know what are blogs and why blogs are there.But there’s room for improvement.Blogging is “quite new” in Mauritius but with time, it will become an important aspect of life.

• UOM Cafetaria – The best word to describe it?
• Are you sure that you want me to describe it? But it will be tough to describe it in only one word.
• Thats the worst cafeteria that I have ever visited. The first time, I bought a coffee there and what I got was.”delo canal” The coffee was disgusting and I went to return him his “delo canal”. Have heard that food is expensive.

• Do you think Paul Berenger should colour his hairs artificially?
• Paul Berenger?who?I don’t know him.Kidding. I don’t care about what he do with his hair..

• The hottest and sexy girl you know at University of Mauritius?
• What a nice way to get me in a trap! !I know many girls and it will be tough to choose the hottest and sexiest one. But there’s one who always catch my attention.I need to talk to her..^_^

• Miss Mauritius 2008 – She Sucks!!! Your Reaction?
• I don’t watch such comedy. In every Miss show, there are beautiful girls except in one show. MISS MAURITIUS OF COURSE. I have once watch that.I think last year because I had a friend participating in that. Else, I prefer watching girls at the uom who are way more beautiful than those in that show.
• + off topic: parrot learning and parrot reading.ek lor sa osi..zot fan KaKes..

• Loretto college girls are whores!!! (Not my opinion sa hein lol – just a questions) Your say?
• I agree with the statement.{mais ena ban ceki pa encore gaT selment}{duuh..Hope I don’t get beaten up.}

• If you were Tarzan???
• Are you imposing a tarzan’s role on me? Well, I would love to meet jane..^_^

• Mauriporn/Prostitution
• Unwritten Rules oF University
• No comments
• Orange V/s Rapidshare
• Blogspot V/s Orange

The Show Has Began at UOM!!

Is It Someone Having A Complexity Problem?? – Wooo!!

Sometime I wonder why people who admit to themselves that they are stupid and lack intelligence cells talk too much just to make people feel they are a “little” intelligent! Why? Do they have an inferiority or complexity problem?? Oohh. That’s pityful to see. So the very unfamous people or fan of A SPECIFIC NEWSPAPER (people can guess who) or one of his/her very “think-to-be-intelligent” friends has decided to drop a visit on Island Crisis and some other blogs too!! Great…improvement old kids!

So I will recap some very famous action of this website and also reply to HIS/HER comment as he/she took such a precious time to come and type a comment on my blog. I like to do things methodically so I will answer the kid’s question like a PROFESSIONAL but also ETHICAL EDUCATED person instead of swearing at him/her like a FOOLISH and RAPID STUPID RESPONSE people! I wanted to reply to the comment itself on the concerned post but then I felt….wooo this inferior human need more than a comment reply so that he/she understand what I got to say! So here is this post. Lets start!

Everyone know that ONCE UPON A TIME… a new website called “******.info” (i don’t wanna say its real name…or someone will get hyper lol) appeared out of some scrap on the net and to start it would allow many people to post comments and also post articles in Creole, French and English on its blog…..so that….so that people know about it and also place LOTS of comments due to other people articles but at the same time also earn dollars from adsense! Nothing wrong in that. Haha yea I am doing some promoting for this site la??

Now I will tell you the story (Which can be true or false depending on your mood lol) It is about someone (no name here please) who bought a Content Management System (CMS) on the net somewhere….

Kyu On Blogshot With Kurt!!!

Hmmmm…. as usual its dark outside… it raining?? Uhh I don’t know…I am too lazy to check it…However as usual it must be raining some drops of polluted mixture of Hydrogen and Oxygen out there at this time. I am a bit dead tired…What the hell am talking about… Damn… ACTION

Welcome to the 5th episode of Blogshot with Me!! – So for today guest blogger I have with me… Mr Kyu. Well to be frank I didnt know about his blog and learned about it during Shah’s blogshot. I went to have a look at his blog…seem he blogs since a long time… Nice blog he got. The thing which is special is the original blog template.

So let me present Mr Kyu!!

• Real Name: Christophe Ramsamy
• Nickname: Kyu
• Blog: http://kyusphere.moris.org
• Age: Uhh..I forgot to ask him.

• Do you think Bill Gate will die of Alzheimer?
• Erm, depends, if his brain has the same partitioning issues as windows 98, then i guess he’s done for if you know what i mean.

• Do you think Our current President of Republic is too old to be President?
• Hell yeah, frak the old geezers, we need fresh blood! blooooooooooood!

• Did you ever go out without wearing an underwear?
• Euh… that answer shall depend of your perception of the word “out” i guess

• A Gay ask you to have sex with him for Rs 10000000. You do what?
• Hum…. alors… ok, get yourself a seatbelt, that might become violent. Well first i ask to see proof that he has this much money in his bank account. Then i go take a loan at the bank of mauritius, and buy the tech required to clone meself, then my clone goes to do the thingy, and i put the money at the bank. – The interests for a year should be enough to repay my loan, tadaaaaa.

• Someone tell you that blogging is a WASTE of time. You say what?
• Might be, but it sure is better than wasting my time taking LSDs or similar drugs

• Did you ever swallow an ant??
• I don’t think so, not consciously at least. the reverse hasn’t happened either as far as i know.

• Sex – But Where??
• In my trousers! you mean yours is located elsewhere? damn! (Kurt: I mean the best place to have sex lol)

• The one who recommended you – Shah – Your opinion on him?
• A crazy hair addicted fool who is persuaded he’s from another planet in a far far away galaxy. And you know the worst? he’s a geek what a scandal, a geek! burn him, frak him, pwn him i say!

• Blogging and Mauritius – In one word?
• “Bloritius”? what do you mean I did not understand the question? What the fraking cupcakes? (expression under creative commons licence)

• Are you married? if so when are you divorcing?
• Not married. though am thinking of divorcing tommorow. you know any good lawyer?

• The first things which come to your mind when you hear Island Crisis?
• erf, “thingS”… so time crisis, mauritius crisis, c’est tout crisis ZIS! (crie zis )

• U happen to meet Ben Laden. U say what to him?
• “Hey, who are you? are you lost? wait, i’ll call the FBI, maybe they’ll be able to bring you back home”

• Keira Knightley want you on bed! Your reaction?
• Euh, why? its still early! hell, i don’t wanna go to sleeeeeeep T_T

• Loretto college girls are whores!!! (Not my opinion sa hein lol – just a questions) Your say?
• Hum, hard one xD so i’d say… nah just joking, of course not (enfin, i mean not specially, though there is about the same % of fools everywhere)

• Do you think my blog is too black??
• Naaaaah! black is good, black is cool! don’t change that man, black isn’t our enemy!

So here’s some nice articles I thought of sharing from Kyu’s blog:

• Me Tuesday
• Worth a good laugh
• Special characters in Unix
• Show Your MSN Status On Your Website
• Opera VS Firefox

Grrrrrrrwwww….hahahah you have been shooted man lol! – Thanks for being on Blogshot. So who will Kyu recommend now as possible future blogger on Blogshot??

“I think i’ll be recommending Waz (http://wazkim.blogspot.com/) – long time since i’ve not cybermet him.”

So Waz…if you happen to be on the cyber world and here too… So take care of yourself…I’ll be out to shoot you soon!!!

Ok so this blogshooting end here…. Thanks to Kyu for participating. The next participant who’s life is in danger with my shootings is…. ofcourse our dear lawyer Mr Tushal!!!! Ok see you all later…

I Reached 10000 :-)

Hey I reached my 10000 Visits today. Wow… maybe it must be just a nothing for you but for me its a great event for my blog. Well for the 10000 I am just making a small summary of the blog.

• Age of Island Crisis: FOUR MONTHS (Turned 4 months old 3 days ago)
• Visits: 10003
• Posts: 67
• Comments: 663
  
• 3 Current Most Active Commenters: Tushal | Priscus | Shah + Thanks to all other who comments too.
  
• 3 Most Commented Post: Student Union Under Attack | Which Laptop to Buy | CITS of UOM Disgrace
• Alexa Rank: 2828285
• Google PR: 0 (Bez sa li enkor zero mem?! I wonder if it work mem sa gadget mone mete la!! – Anyone know about the date of Google next Page Rank Update?!)

Well Thanks to everyone who read everything I write (consisting of my stupid jokes too lol) and also thanks to all who take the time to comments and hence enable a cool discussion flow.


Ok this is a short post. I got to rush to work la… gonna do a weekly check up of the work there.. I have not gone since last Monday I guess… P al check uncoup si tou travail p marche bien..then I’ll go to university.


Have a nice day everyone.

More Like Humans

Nice? Just one of the songs I wrote back in 2006. I don’t remember what really motivated me for this one. Just saw the old crappy paper i wrote this on…so I thought before the paper become unreadable…I write in on my blog – Anyone hurted by it? Do I care?

Just Blogging My Yesterday!!

What the hell I am blogging about? – Well assume its that I am feeling in a god-damn mood to blog my day lol. I wanted to blog this yesterday but I was busy redesigning my website that I completely forgot about the blog. So I blog it today!

Friday 19 September 2008

Yesterday it was 4 months that Yupri and me are together. Yea you will say only 4 months… but in our life its like its been 4 years already. Its a bit fucking hard to explain this. Really I feel that this 4 months…has been like the best years in my life. And there are many more centuries to come.

Friday 19/09/08 – 10:00 A.M

I am kissing my pc monitor….i mean fixing my pc when Yusha called. She went to driving school early yesterday morning.

So She was supposed to come on bus stop at 10:30 – At 10 Yush called and said she is already at the bus stop….damn! I rushed to the bathroom and take a mega quick shower and grab anything i saw to wear and was heading to the bus stop. I reached at the bus stop…..at….at…. 10:45

Its not my fault…. i had to take a shower….i had to shave….i had to look for clothes…plus i have to walk 10 minutes to get a fucking taxi to reach the main road. There I have to walk again to the bus stop. So yusha…was angry! Ofcourse she will… coz she had to wait 45 minutes on that damn shitof bus stop… Just wanna say sorry Yush. Coz I should have already taken my shower well before 10:00

So anyone know how it is when a Yupri is angry???

So after that we went to KFC Quatre Borne for lunch. What the Fuck!!!! Sure am not going to KFC Quatre Borne again! Its just so shit. Why?

I bought two cryspy meals. As you know each cryspy meal consists of 3 cryspy strips + a medium chips + a cup of Pepsi. I usually enjoy it as I normally go to eat at KFC Jumbo. There I get cryspy strips that are of reasonable size and the staffs there are much more friendly too. But at KFC Quatre Bornes… fuck’em all!! The lady there serve people as if she is keeping the rest of teh KFC for her kids at home!!! Just look at a sample of cryspy meal of KFC Quatre Bornes which I paid Rs 90 for…Rs 90 per meal ofcourse!!!

Now its not over. I ate only a crappy cup of weetabix in the morning and yesterday itself Miss Yupri decided to eat all my KFC

So I bought 2 Crispy Meals and a Potato Wedgers. In total there was therefore 6 crispy strips, 2 medium chips and two Pepdi cup and a Potato Wedgers!

Finally let me tell you… I got ONLY ONE crispy strip to eat and ONLY TWO slice of potato wedgers and my chips!!! Where did the rest FIVE crispy strips and chips and potato wedgers went???? I hope you can guess that…who was sitting beside me!!!

Now I am a the type who can get a nervous crisis when am hungry! I can even swear at my lecturers when am hungry!! Now We went to university. It was around none. I asked Yusha…lets go to MIE and I eat a noodle. She said no we have to go in class and she has to meet her lecturer too…

Now after she met her lecturer we went to my stupid class and finally went to MIE to get something to eat as I was craving for food!! It was 13:30 already! I asked if there is fried noodle…and the lady there said… “Ou pou gagne li dan 5 minutes”. I sat there and waited and after 5 minutes….

“Non pena mine frir…ena just du riz frit” – WHAT THE FUCK??!! – I am very selective on my food!! So I started feeling like….i was about to explode with anger and hunger!!! So finally we went to a snack near the university so that I can eat a fried noodle!!

Sure Yusha started to feel guilty of why she ate my KFC. But…anyway…. she is the only one to whom i can give my KFC! Anyone else…. I would have made a Kentucky Fuck Chicken…with him/her!!

Btw Yush….Je Taime!!!! Meme si tone mange mo KFC et mo pa ti envi donne toi li…. to vent pan fer mal??? hahaha!!!

Student Union Under Attack!!! – SU Election 08

1. Student Right
2. Student Welfare
3. Student Power

Hmmm… My main questions… How are they financing their electoral campaign??? Till now everyone has avoided this question? Why? “Eski ENA parti pe finance par ban parti politik”???? Just a question… so the mass need the answer!

Ok as for now I feel only the presence of Student Right…. where are the rest??? Are they AFRAID?? Are they LOST? Or is it that they are hesitating to talk about their PLAN BYCIKLET that they have??? Why are they running away?

Someone can tell me why they are hiding?? Am waiting for their manifesto… It’ll be a pleasure to analyse that.


Till now… only these candidates have been active online and expressing themselves. So these are the ones I have spidered on Priscus, Tushal and my blog:

• Vashish Reetoo (Student Rights) – Being active online!
  
• Sahir Edoo (Student Rights) – Being active online!
  
• Baba (Student Rights) - Active Online In Last 48 Hours!!
  
• Javed (Student Power) – In tan li un 2 cout apre lin disparet!
• Nasif – Lin Sauve Depi Lor Baz I think! Nepli tan li!
  

As they are still WORKING on their manifesto…so we will give them time …lets say a few more days. But I wanna talk about Student Welfare Party!! They don’t have internet connection?? Oh sad…. Huh you are thinking they don’t know about the 3 blogs covering the election?? Sure they do know and they are reading too!!

Just a quick note to them in particular!…. A blog is an online like journal where the aythor write about event he wanna write and people concerned to it respond by CLICKING ON POST COMENT! WLOL…. you are thinking why am saying this?? Because they don’t know.

Concerning campaign methods….is this the first sign of the forthcoming environmental massacre???

I am going to publish an interview of “Baba” from Student Rights on Island Crisis. He seem to be a bit busy this afternoon…so by evening I will send him the questions. And as you all know from one interview more questions will be asked…

I really hope the others atleast show a sign of life because from some information i got…many first year university student..DON”T EVEN KNOW that there will be an election soon!! Is this a strategy to remain quiet like this….??

Yashvin on Blogshot with Kurt!!

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