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Post Nomad Technician Intervention!! – New Google Result Votes!

November 24, 2008 / 19 Comments
RIDICULOUS!! THATS NOMAD!!

Ridiculous is the word that best suite Nomad Internet! For those who missed the first episode, the have a look here for the last version and here for the anger version.

So today the technician from Nomad came home for an on-site test and unfortunately he could not do much! I wont curse the guy because he tried his best but finally find out that the problem is with the internet connection itself! Infact this morning I took my laptop and nomad modem and went to work. Nomad has their antenna just about 100 Meter from where I work at Vacoas. More precisely at A1 Vacoas. The connection was ok when I tested it there. So I knew that my modem was not faulty.

Getting back to the onsite test. So the guy tried to position the modem at different positions to obtain the best result. And the final conclusion was that the signal itself is low. I am getting my internet connection from La Louise Quatre Bornes antenna. Great! And I live at Vacoas! That’s another very reliable logic. Finally when he positioned in ON the TV furniture the signal went from 1 to 2! Innovative! So one advice to those who are running toward nomad… do have a high 2 meter height TV furniture at your place as you will very probably need to place it there to get some decent connection speed.

So the conclusion was that due to the promotion that nomad is doing, many people are using it and the connection is getting slow when many people…or many of the new subscribers are tasting their rabbit modem!

My question: Are they not supposed to upgrade their service as more new customers are using it? The answer is that MAYBE in January 2009 that there will be an upgrade! So users of nomad, while the nomad board of directors sucks their wives and take their time to decide when to upgrade… please be patient and you too learn to suck with your nomad!

By the way did you know Nomad are doing a sale on the 64Kb connection?? Its only at Rs 399 + vat now! With their limitations and conditions ofcourse. In case they are looking for a billboard advetisement, I am doing one for them. Yea we must tell the truth in advertisement. False adverts are not ethical. So here is one sample for you Nomad!!

Now let me talk about the speed test done today! It was so damn funny! I use a 64Kb modem and the normal value at around 14:00 should be about 50Kbit/s. And guess… no no need to guess… you know it! It was at 14Kbit/s!

Now the techki guy used his 512Kb modem to test! And the result were so much like Mr Bean using Nomad! The speed test gave ONLY 55Kbit/s with a 512 Modem! I wonder how all these months I was having a good connection! Oops… do you think that they went to repair a faulty antenna and repaired a good one instead?? wlol!

REPORTING

Decision taken: Use the modem for two month till i get an MT ADSL and fuck the rabbit modem to their ass!!

Advice to all Mauritian: AVOID NOMAD! Nomad Sucks and will teach you to suck too! Use Nomad only if you inspire to become a sucking porn character very soon!


Now completely switching to another topic. I just found this new cool feature of google while surfing and wanted to share.

Google search results now have a voting system!! That is you can now vote for the results you obtained. You can vote give a positive or negative vote.

You can even comment on the specific result. Write and share your opinion about any specific result.

Happy Googleing!!!

Thank you for reading Island Crisis. Stay in touch. Copyright (c) 2008 Kurt Avish. Some rights reserved.

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  1. November 26, 2008

    tushal

    “make me excited.”

    No comments, else Yupri will be forced to kick both me and you Avish..LoL

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  2. November 25, 2008

    Kurt Avish

    @Megat: Thanks. Keep in touch.

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  3. November 25, 2008

    megat

    your blog very beautiful and more info ,make me excited. Congratulation!!

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  4. November 25, 2008

    tushal

    @Avish–>I know people who still could not get away from Nomad although they stop paying.But I forgot who were those people.xD

    @Shah—>LoL

    @carrot–>same here.I used the 2MB local speed as much as I can.Downloading all types of games, softwares.Feel proud to download at +200KB/s..

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  5. November 24, 2008

    Shah

    Now, it’s worse. You modified a copyrighted picture!!! It’s not like the picture is licenced under CC by Attribution license.

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  6. November 24, 2008

    Kurt Avish

    @WDB: Yea and I was just thinking why I am not seeing the vote up down a few minute ago wlol. I was not signed in my account. Nice innovation.

    @Shah: Yea worth a futile try. Anyway to give them a piece of paper as donation is not loosing much even if they care a damn.

    And its decided I am not going to pay the bills till they disconek the modem itself! In the meantime I am appyling for myt! That how i do it :P

    “”Nomad suing you for using its logo without permission.”" – You mean those alien faces above ? :P Recheck it :P

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  7. November 24, 2008

    Shah

    PWNAGE! :P

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  8. November 24, 2008

    tushal

    Nomad sucks.Full stop.Stop wasting your time.

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