Quatre Bornes Police Win The F*cking Chicken Award!

2009/01/06 - By Kurt Avish - 275 views

Passager: Galoupe do!

Blogger: Wai boug la p galoupe zot p marche coment dir dan zardin

Police: Dessan to mem to galoup deriere li

Blogger: Hein wai atan hein donn to calson si mo fer to travail!

Passager to Police: Eh ban grai* galoupe impe!

I’ll translate the above to english for those international readers who don’t understand creole. So the big cinematic dialogue above is:

Passenger: Run after him!

Blogger to police: Yea the criminal is running away and you are like roaming in the garden

Police: Get down of the bus and run after him yourself!

Blogger: Hein…yea wait. Give me your trousers too and I do YOUR job too!!

Passenger to Police: Eh you ******* run after him!

So thats a little story of what happened today at Quatre Bornes! I’ll tell you the story. I was in a bus going toward St Pierre as I had to go to the cybercity to meet someone at Nomad. Some distance after the La Louise bus stop, the bus came to halt as there was a small traffic jam as usual.

The door of the bus was closed and a man outside wanted to get in. But the driver refused to open the door as it is not allowed and also dangerous to let a passenger get inside a bus at such a place. The man went to the driver side and started using foul words against the driver so that he open the door. As the driver keep refusing and was about the move one (it was green light) the man gave the driver a punch on his arm and started to walk away toward the La Louise bus stop.

Now what sucks you ask? The driver got out of the bus and locked the doors for the security of the passengers and went to alert a patrol police nearby. So here is what we often call “La police film indien”!! – From the bus I could see clearly that the man (I’ll call him criminal in this post) was walking toward the bus stop. So our super zeroes police, instead of running after the criminal..they were walking like in the garden. “Comment nou dir… marche dn fe**e dan zardin!”

police-late-as-usual

We, passengers could not get out of the bus as the driver locked the doors. We thought after taunting the 3 chicken police they will run after the criminal. But no! They kept walking and I can say that even a beef of 10 ton would have walk faster! Meanwhile the criminal ran aways and it was the driver who was running after him. When the police guys reached nearby the bus stop… I could see the criminal coming back toward the bus and turn to a lane going toward Cite Keneddy! And guess what? The bus driver was running after him while the cops was still about 100 meter away WALKING!

After about 20 minutes, the driver came back and there was lots of police guys around. Enfin apre cinema gagne salte partou! Soidizant aster zot pu vine declar la police kan g*g*t la in fini sauve! And on my side I had to take another St Pierre bus and got more than 45 minutes late! All thanks to bullshit assholes cops of QUATRE BORNES police station and due to an ugly asshole who could not get in the bus!

This is Quatre Bornes Mauritius Police! Keep it up and I give you the Island Crisis Shame Coward Award 2008 – even though we are in 2009.

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27 Responses to “Quatre Bornes Police Win The F*cking Chicken Award!”

Web Design Bureau on January 6th, 2009 5:50 PM

Have you seen your “related posts” link: KFC, talking about chicken… If Mauritius were to be attacked by terrorists or what not, the police would hide in the same hole as the MBC interviewers…

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Kurt Avish Reply:
January 6th, 2009 at 6:53 PM
@WDB: yea lol. Its the first time I talked about police I guess on the blog and the related links widget found only the word chicken to create the list of realted links lol

Hah talking about terrorist attack….i feel that if it happen (I sincerely pray it never happen) then most of the police guys will go on holiday on that same day lol. And as we all know the SMF is good just for clearing out the roads after cyclones. Hopefully we got some commandos here but i still wonder if they are real commandos or…. filmy commandos! lol

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yusha on January 6th, 2009 7:42 PM

@Kurt .. vraieme ca ? if i was there ca avish … mo ti pu swear at the policemen …u shuld write an article in newspaper

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Kurt Avish Reply:
January 7th, 2009 at 7:44 AM
@Yusha: Ya… Thats your next newspaper title then

@Shah: Well for sure everyone in the bus too had a good laugh when “certain person’ said to the cop ‘don to calson mo fr to travail’ lol…

@Carrot: Fresh chickens…. with an overdose of cholesterol

@Joyshan: I agree with you that not all the cops are bullass. The minimum do their work very well and with honesty too while the remaining majority are queer gays who like to sell their arse hole to wealth and these are the same who will glue the fat/thin ass when there is a problem and after the problem is nearly solved by the public then they will come and say “wai kin ariver la” and people like me will answer ” in ariv lheur pu bo*r li dan to f****”

And thinking abt terrorist attack…in case of terrorist attack these are the same cop who will hide “emba jupe zot fam” dan lakaz!

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Shah on January 6th, 2009 8:32 PM

I congratulate the lazy bastards for without them, we would not have a laugh reading about their incompetence.

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carrotmadman6 on January 6th, 2009 9:30 PM

These police officers should be tased…

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Shah on January 6th, 2009 10:34 PM

If only tasers were allowed in MRU…Frakin’ gun laws! Still, we can custom build one for our own nefarious sadomasochist activities

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joyshan on January 6th, 2009 11:16 PM

what to do, they are professional [in the incompetency field] But i won`t generalize as there are also some officers who are good at their job like those at the Road traffic dept thingy, i remember there was an accident on the motorway, after 5 minutes, CLEARED but its not always the case..like in port louis, at night, Rue deforges is crowded, some people park their car in the middle of the road to buy food, and the cops passing by just admire the curve of the car and go away…i have also seen so cops who also leave the vehicle there..its a shame!! [thanks for the entertainment

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Sailesh on January 7th, 2009 9:28 AM

WLOL

Bisin fer criminel vinne la police aster this way they can run faster

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joyshan on January 7th, 2009 10:58 AM

there is a problem with your emoticons i think!

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Kurt Avish Reply:
January 7th, 2009 at 11:31 AM
@Joyshan: No. Its appearing fine here. What you seeing?

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La Pingouine on January 7th, 2009 11:29 AM

Ayo sa zistoir la faire moi rapelle ene ki moi mone vive, sa ti passe pres cot station plaisance/champ le vieux, ene missier ti rente dans sa bane ti bus rht la, dan sa bane ti bus la to obliger paye ek choffeur mem sa, mai missier la ine rente direk ek ine plante li dans siege la couma ene gran missier, choffeur dir li bizin payer, mais li dire choffeur non rouler toi taler mo pu paye toi, choffeur insister mais missier la contine dire rouler taler mo pu paye toi…choffeur commence arrazer arrete bis ( bistop la pres cot station meme), choffeur dir missier la desan, missier commence arrazer aussi, choffeur insister : desan sinon pu gagne lamerdement la, missier desan bien arrazer, li ramasse ene bel roche li marcher marcher li ale derriere bis li pran roche li li avoye dans vitre lol vitre exploserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr matelot, choffeur ek ene passager desan fissa fissa lol choffeur dire passager galoooooooope derriere li, choffeur li rente dans station pu crier la police…passager pendant ce temps lol pa p galope derier missier la lol choffeur dir li degagerrr taaa suiv liiii passager p per per lol, choffer commence galoper li virrer li trouv zis ene la police sorti li dir la police degageerrr li p sover la , la police capon p attane so lot collegue lol…deuxieme la police sorti…meme zistoire p attane lot collegue lol haha…missier ine gagne letemp sover, choffeur p roder meme, passager ine reste en place la police ine contine marchrerr couma dans zardin meme.

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Kurt Avish Reply:
January 7th, 2009 at 11:46 AM
Hahahahaa… la police mauricienn en action sa lol Kan zot dan corom zot senti zot zoro mai kan tou suel zot coment dir zoro so mouton Bizin get zot kan zot passer dan zot espece van ERS la.. coment dir ban bel acter zot ete…. mai kan ena pu prend action…zot k*k* dan calson WLOL.

Mauritian Police shit Force

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pixiedou Reply:
May 25th, 2009 at 8:57 AM
@Kurt Avish, a small incident that happen a month ago at my place 5 times
voleur vine dan mo lacour reussi ouvert lafenete we were not at home kan nou return home nou phone police police vini sa ban coward la pas ouler rent dan mo lakaz pou guetter si ena voleur zot ena gros baton matrak avec zot finalement me and my family nou rentre pou cheker tou ok . nou mem al a larriere house tou la police diboute pas faire narien un la al assise dan voiture . a la fin they told us non pas voleur sa lezare in declanche alarm .

at night at 3 am again voleur in my yard phone police police pas vini .

navin dir ena law and order dan pays b sa qualiter police la normal; voleur faire bale

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La Pingouine on January 7th, 2009 11:31 AM

euh sorry for the long comment ^^

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yusha on January 7th, 2009 12:32 PM

u shuld have talked about it explik nu

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s3lv3n on January 7th, 2009 2:55 PM

funny post!

mais ena lapolice ki fer travay seryE

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Daks on January 7th, 2009 5:54 PM

:s
kan pense ha gagne ner ena fois… :S:S

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Soul_Hunter on January 7th, 2009 6:50 PM

Me also i witness the same attitude from policeman..
Well ti ene 1 tournoi football dans lendroit e 1 van patrol ti p casse 1 poz p get football Comment zot tou coné dan morice tou footbal ena la guer Ti ena pres 50 dimoune p la guere lor terain P crié la police banla fer couma dir zot pa tendé Kan zot desan dans van zot p pren tou zot letemp
E zot gagne pou exite kan dir zot galoupe pou met defane..
Mo croire sa faire parti zot training casse poz bez casse..
Mo pa compren couma 1 policier pou cav defane bane public avec zot gros vente..zot pene okaine physik ena zamé in dir cout bal..zot trap fizi zis pou decoration
Zis kan ena intercolege ou pou done contravention lor la route la dan zot for..

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Passe d'Armes on January 8th, 2009 1:30 PM

Common guys, run a lil’ bit!!

http://passedarmes.wordpress.com/

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Tushal on January 8th, 2009 5:55 PM

The Police of what?
It’s the Police of cowards.

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Tushal on January 8th, 2009 5:58 PM

Oh wait. The Police of Cowards are the most badly equipped Police. Even sheriffs from Western films are better equipped.

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Kurt Avish Reply:
January 8th, 2009 at 6:49 PM
http://www.mauricows.com – the official website of the Mauritius Police Force

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Lovvy on January 8th, 2009 8:03 PM

Lapolice zordi jour tro paress.. zot assizer dan station, prend gouss, apre p vine gro p aler mem..

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Yudz on January 11th, 2009 1:30 AM

i think you should send these pics and ur story to the commissioner of police.
send copy to defence minister and home minister. (oops!)

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nilou on May 25th, 2009 9:03 AM

cid faire travaille pas la police at my neighbour place voleur ti vini phone police they dont come luckyly ban voisin solidaire zot in chase voleur. we must always have good relationship with our neighbour dan difficulty you can ask for help . obviouly mauritian police is not efficient

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