Passager: Galoupe do!

Blogger: Wai boug la p galoupe zot p marche coment dir dan zardin

Police: Dessan to mem to galoup deriere li

Blogger: Hein wai atan hein donn to calson si mo fer to travail!

Passager to Police: Eh ban grai* galoupe impe!

I’ll translate the above to english for those international readers who don’t understand creole. So the big cinematic dialogue above is:

Passenger: Run after him!

Blogger to police: Yea the criminal is running away and you are like roaming in the garden

Police: Get down of the bus and run after him yourself!

Blogger: Hein…yea wait. Give me your trousers too and I do YOUR job too!!

Passenger to Police: Eh you ******* run after him!

So thats a little story of what happened today at Quatre Bornes! I’ll tell you the story. I was in a bus going toward St Pierre as I had to go to the cybercity to meet someone at Nomad. Some distance after the La Louise bus stop, the bus came to halt as there was a small traffic jam as usual.

The door of the bus was closed and a man outside wanted to get in. But the driver refused to open the door as it is not allowed and also dangerous to let a passenger get inside a bus at such a place. The man went to the driver side and started using foul words against the driver so that he open the door. As the driver keep refusing and was about the move one (it was green light) the man gave the driver a punch on his arm and started to walk away toward the La Louise bus stop.

Now what sucks you ask? The driver got out of the bus and locked the doors for the security of the passengers and went to alert a patrol police nearby. So here is what we often call “La police film indien”!! – From the bus I could see clearly that the man (I’ll call him criminal in this post) was walking toward the bus stop. So our super zeroes police, instead of running after the criminal..they were walking like in the garden. “Comment nou dir… marche dn fe**e dan zardin!”

We, passengers could not get out of the bus as the driver locked the doors. We thought after taunting the 3 chicken police they will run after the criminal. But no! They kept walking and I can say that even a beef of 10 ton would have walk faster! Meanwhile the criminal ran aways and it was the driver who was running after him. When the police guys reached nearby the bus stop… I could see the criminal coming back toward the bus and turn to a lane going toward Cite Keneddy! And guess what? The bus driver was running after him while the cops was still about 100 meter away WALKING!

After about 20 minutes, the driver came back and there was lots of police guys around. Enfin apre cinema gagne salte partou! Soidizant aster zot pu vine declar la police kan g*g*t la in fini sauve! And on my side I had to take another St Pierre bus and got more than 45 minutes late! All thanks to bullshit assholes cops of QUATRE BORNES police station and due to an ugly asshole who could not get in the bus!

This is Quatre Bornes Mauritius Police! Keep it up and I give you the Island Crisis Shame Coward Award 2008 – even though we are in 2009.

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