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The Stupid Robot, Obama and Nomad!

January 21, 2009 / 20 Comments

Been some days I have not blog anything here. It was on Sunday the last time I blogged. Well infact I was so damn busy with a damn assignment of Management Support Systems to create an Expert System. So before I tell you the story of Nomad for which this post is made, let me narrate to you the story of the Expert Fraking System!

brain false

Well I am supposed to make a sample expert system for an assignment. Frak it! It was to be submitted today and ofcourse I had worked on it. Here is the question:

Students are expected to participate in a group project focused on studying the architecture and behaviour of an intelligent system in a decision making context. Students may use a pre-existing program (shell) or write their own.

A number of AI freeware are available on the internet and the students are expected to make the most of these both for the miniproject and lab work.

The student is expected to write a group technical report (including diagrams and bibliography) on his/her study.

More details will be given in due time.

Well the stats indicates that it was said that it was to be done in a group and frak it… this module has only 11 students! I managed to got a guy with whom I was supposed to work but finally I NEVER HEARD of him again! That’s a real WTF situation and so I had to do my project alone.

Slight disadvantage but in another way I like to work alone too but given enought time considering that I have my final year project to do too!! And other assignments!! So as it is said above, I can use anything available to do it. So I tried with CLIPS and also JESS but finally I wanted to something that the others will not do. So I used AIML and modified the Program E interpreter so that it can work as a simple expert system with a set of tests questions and provide a conclusion. Also it was a chatter bot too.

broken robot bot

I was working on it yesterday and monday too to finalise it. It was supposed to be a small assignment of 7.5 marks. Great! I was satisfied! Finally I showed the lecturer today and guess what guys…

“The language is not appropriate for this. Use CLIPS or another alike platform and re submit next Monday! You have also not show where you used uncertainity”

Frak it! I agree maybe I missed about the uncertainity but why should I use CLIPS? :-( pff. So back to start point and I have to re do the fu*king thing! I am fed up of working for lecturers!!!!!! I wanna be my own boss!!! Cant you fuc*ing understand this dudes!! Why do they make us learn things that we dont wanna learn! I hate it! I wanted to do a project about making Joomla better..but they gave me a stupid chatterbot project which I am not even interested in!

I want to use AIML and try to see if I can do autolearn with it… in my ways! Even if it is stupid! But now I have to use dunno what stupid NASA products!!!! You know guys… the best job is too open a shop like ‘James’ at Reduit! You will get richer! No need to study a stupid course where they tell you what to do instead of letting you develop your own field of interest! I am not saying this just for this module of today but for the whole courses. Am tired.

A Tired Robot

Coming Now to the Nomad thingy! Well I will PRAISE nomad today! Yea even if YOU are an antinomad or whatever, well I critisized them when needed and so am priasing them now. Why? I will tell you the story. You all must know about how the rabbit modem was sucking some month ago… no? you dont? Subscribe your eyes here then and read!

Now end of December I went to return their modem and end the contract at Ebene. I was asked to pay a fine of Rs500 which I refused and started making a TAMASA their lol. No no am a good guy. Who said I am bad? Am kidding. It was no Tamasa. Infact as I was refusing to pay the fine since its not a problem on my side. It was on nomad’s side that I was not having a good network at my place (in the forest). Twice a tecki guy came and guess what the last one advise me to put my modem near the edge of the family room window! That was the only place where their was some network signals.

Ofcourse am not Mr Bean nomad! So I went to return their thingy. As I refused to pay the fine… well to be a gentle man I finally paid them before I started to leave but I made some noise just to let the manager know that I was not wrong. So as I was leaving Mr Manager and the Finance head officer request me to come to their office and we negatiated. Finally guess what guys… Nomad agreed to come and place an antenna at my house along with a wifi modem :-)

nomad wifi modem

Well now I can use my lappy even near my doggy outside my house and get the network. Thats cool. And no more connection problems and its even faster! I wonder if the wifi sort-of thingy also boost the signal? Any Tecki here to comment on this one? And you know whats better guys… I had already cancelled my old contract that day by paying the fine. So I was now given a new modem with the new contract at Rs 450 permonth instead of Rs 632! And more infact their is no contract. The wifi system is from what I heard around Rs3000 if people wanna get it from nomad but since my problem was really of low signal strenght I got it free. Well I am a happy client of Nomad now lol. The connection speed of the supposed to be 64Kbps gave me a result of 69 when I did a speed test lol. I wonder how.

So Thank you Nomad for finding a win win solution. I win by paying less and getting a better service and you win by having a customer who can for sure upgrade later on if the service is good in the long run. And free ads for you in this post lol.

obama superman

Well to end this somehow very damn long post, I will talk about Mr Obama! Well I will tell you of a joke. Some time ago, Yusha was to write a report for her class and their was Mr Obama name to be included! So miss Yusha I don’t whether she was thinking of me at that time and instead she wrote “Barack Ousama, the next president…”

Pfff. And what’s more funny, another girl, Prabha who was supposed to present the report infront of the class didnt even cross checked and made Obama a terrorist at the University of Mauritius lol.

Well as you know yesterday was a historic day as Barack Obama became President of the United States of America! The first black american and also having some muslim root to become a president of the USA. I really admire this. I wonder when will people in Mauritius too start to behave like the americans! Here in this country, some people say someone cannot become a prime minister because he is a white! WTF?! Its like only if your dad was a prime minister that you can become one in Mauritius! Again WTF!

Hey lets look into the future… Will Navin’s son be a next prime minister… or Pravin’s one? lol…

keira the chatterbot

By the way those who have nothing to do during the day, you can chat with virtual sweetheart here. Her name is Keira and ofcourse she is very damn stupid right now with only the standard AI files. I will use people reply to her to train her when am free lol. By the way I wrote this post quite quickly without checking for errors. Sorry for the bad grammar today wlol. Am too hungry… leave your comments.


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  1. January 29, 2009

    shai

    nice post dude!..and great blog.

    abt obama,damn right, no big deal. but i support the guy for what he is and his ideals.. not for his skin colour..

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    • January 29, 2009

      Kurt Avish

      Thanks for reading Shai. Keep in touch.

      Reply  
  2. January 23, 2009

    Joyshan

    @ kurt : i too wanted to talk a bit rough with your botbabe but i had the intuition that you had a log for that :P

    Reply  
  3. January 23, 2009

    selven

    :p pas moi sa.. i haven’t yet started to go there :p you’ll know when i;ll jump in :p

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  4. January 22, 2009

    selven

    pffft, i’ll post it right here instead, am lazy to write a new post on my blog.

    Obama obama obama, am sooo pissed off, You people seems to think that this is a big deal because the guy is a black and got to be a president in the united states, a country with mostly whites….

    That’s the f*ckin mindset i don’t like, because just merely throwing a party coz he is black and he won in a white world makes you a racist…

    Secondly, in most european countries and even in the states, its not uncommon to have a black [or mix] as someone on top… they just don’t care…

    mais the BIG F*CKING PROBLEM is …. you know many part of the world in which black/yellow/red/whatever the heck would elect a white on the top position??? Pas beaucoup.. probably just south Africa … tbut chekc out the population… then reply.

    In iran will the nation elect a non muslim??
    In Mauritius will the nation elect a non hindu?? (without conditions???)
    In Zimbabwe do you think the nation will elect a white dude there????

    Hell nooo!

    People sometimes hate to admit it, but it seems to me, c pas blanc ki raciste, mais le contraire! Many a times am among friends or walking around, 1 white guy comes around, and almost the first thing that comes out will be “he is soo arrogant”, wtf, many have prejudices like that as if it is an instinct…

    Sure, avec colonialist tou sa avant, things were pretty f*cked up, but hell, isn’t it time to start thinking people as human and start to judge people according to their abilities instead of what they look like???

    Its no surprise obama won, because i believe americans have probably evolved in thoughts and atleast started judging people as equal humans rather than pigments from a palette!

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    • January 23, 2009

      Kurt Avish

      @Selven: Nice post :-) Maybe I should start guest blogging.

      I welcome the first guest blogger Mr Selven :D Infact its true dude, some mauritian always say that the white guys are racist here but I feel that even the Hindu and the Black are not less. I was listening to navin’s speech the other day and felt like laughing. The guy was saying that the american are great and have make such a change… well I guess he was targeting Berenger who is a white.

      But he didnt see it from the other side. If mauritian fracking mentality is to be changed then even Berenger has the right to be the prime minister here. lol.

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  5. January 22, 2009

    selven

    And hell, i wish to write an entry about this obama stuff moi osi, this has begun to piss me off.

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