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My God! PETA Gonna Make A George Clooney Flavored Tofu Now!

March 13, 2009 / 36 Comments

There is a limit to idiocracy na?! PETA has now announced that they are going to make a George Clooney flavored Tofu!! Those PETA people got some real good-brain-cells deficiency problem! Ok to those who feel alien to what I am talking let me first introduce you to PETA! PETA stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Update June 09: Peta and Obama’s Fly Hungama! Read more here.

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Now while I am FOR the protection of animals, however I surely find PETA a joke. I agree that they do fight for animal rights but at times there action and logic leave ones perplex lol.

WHAT IS PETA?

PETA was founded in 1980 for the protection of animals. However during the last years I feel they have been more like doing ridiculous campaigns which now make people call them the clowns of animals. Well you know if you tell me to support PAWS in Mauritius I would gladly do it! But tell me to support PETA…. wooo! No thanks! I’m not ready to walk nake ont he street to say that KFC is bad! More on Peta here at their homepage and also here on wikipedia.

NOW ITS ABOUT PETA AND GEORGE CLOONEY FLAVORED TOFU

So now after their many jokers campaigns they have now announced about a new TOFU with the flavor of the Hollywood celebrity George Clooney!

Infact let me tell you how this special TOFU will be done. PETA has got a towel that George Clooney had used to wipe his sweat. So PETA will be using this towel to extract the sweat molecules of George Clooney and make artificial duplicate of it to be used in artificial flavours.

So they will be making TOFU with artificial flavour of George Clooney sweats! Yuuuuckkk!!! They really got some weird mechanism in their head those PETA people! And before I end here are some special PETA campaign photos to support why I said their campaigns are so shocking everytime.

PREVIOUS PETA CAMPAIGNS PHOTOS

PETA GIRLS

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Photo Source: BBC

THE WORLD KEEP SHOCKING US WHILE THE MIND IS AN EVER GROWING LABORATORY OF WEIRD IDEAS LOL

To those who will eat the George Clooney TOFU… Good Luck Lol


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  1. November 5, 2009

    alice

    i am a vegetarian. i do beleive that PETA does go over the top a little bit, but their messages are very true. it is natural for humans and other animals to eat meat, that is why God put them on Earth. He did not put them on this planet for us to abuse them and treat them in such cruel unnatural ways. do you never feel guilty looking at your plate and thinking to yourself “that animal never felt the sun on its back” or “that animal never breathed fresh air” i cannot handle it. by the way i am 12 and on my way to become an amazing animal rescuer!! i am going to be a animal cruelty investigator.

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  2. July 28, 2009

    Afifah

    I do not wear fur and against animal abuse, but I do eat meat. I think God made them and plants to be our food. And there’s nothing wrong with that..

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  3. June 18, 2009

    joshua_louden

    ETA Gonna Make A George Clooney Flavored Tofu Now!.. http://twurl.nl/jamma3

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  4. June 18, 2009

    Kurt Ulrich Avish

    New blog post: My God! PETA Gonna Make A George Clooney Flavored Tofu Now! http://bit.ly/1aq4XI

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  5. June 18, 2009

    joshua_louden

    PETA’s going to make a George Clooney flavored TOFU…. http://twurl.nl/hqdq1z

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  6. June 13, 2009

    Ranjit Singh

    Human being is depend on the anymals in the past time we use it as meal. In this time period the human was don,t know the other thing. But now we Know the Nature and we should we use it for our ruttin eatable thing.

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  7. April 8, 2009

    selven

    who the heck will be eating georgie’s sweat! bbeeeeuuurrrkkk… that’s disgusting!

    for 1 minute i thought he jerks on the tofu and women would massively go crazy on that! which i would still find beeeuuuurrrkkk.

    anywayz :p i like the bullfight campaign :D

    selven’s last blog post..8 recommended videos

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  8. April 3, 2009

    Mirsa

    i would just like to point out that they are not
    doing this to completely stop u from eating meat
    or going to circuses… they are jus boycotting
    because of the way these animals are treated.
    have ne of u ever even seen the videos on how they
    get the fur of these animals for the coats!!! it’s brutal!!!
    i mean yea u want a fur coat but do u really have to have ur
    fun torturing these animals to get it??
    and chicken yea we all eat chicken yea u have to kill
    the animal but dnt torture the poor thing in the process.
    i mean if we were all gonna b killed im pretty sure u’d want it
    done fast not slow, being tortured, having ppl get their kicks
    outta it. i support peta because i’ve seen how brutal ppl
    are with the poor animals.. i know we eat them and all but
    never in my life would i get joy outta killer a poor creature with
    a soul who has feelings and clearly shows it.

    p.s. u all should check out the videos of how they skin these animals then maybe u’d get my point.

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  9. March 14, 2009

    sjdvda

    They should make a Megan Fox-flavored one, they’ll definitely get 2 fans then: carrot and Tushal

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    • March 15, 2009

      Tushal

      Stop eying my girlfriend.

      Tushal’s last blog post..Movies Review 15 March 2009

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