Is Your Wife Your Mistress?

Recent studies in the asylum labs showed that your wife is actually your mistress! Man, males, guys, and even small boys I am making an emergency call to you as this is a very urgent issue. The male race is in danger of extinction and specially those who are married.

Ok how many of you is already married here? I am not! (yet). It has been confirmed that actually a man’s wife is his best (or maybe worst) mistress! How? Let me explain.

Before a man gets married he has a girl friend. Oh I mean that the friend is a hot chick. He then gets engaged! Boo and infact what most scholars has been hiding on the request of many religious leaders is that engagement is actually a contract with your future MISTRESS!

No am not talking nonsense! Your wife is your MISTRESS! How? Before I give you the explanation, I would like you to think what is a wife?

A wife is your Miss! Am right? But your wife always bring you Stress! ( ) In other word your wife is Miss Stress! Doing some permutation and some combination with it you will soon discover that your wife is actually your MiStress!!

Ps: This is just a joke post. No offence to any beautiful girl, woman, mom or wife. Ok man even if your wife is MiStress you should love her more and more everyday. Just keep some anti-stress pills lol.