Blogshot Season 3! The Blogshot with Kurt series starts again and today’s interview is with young Mauritian blogger Yadhav Deerpaul. In case you are a new reader here, then check this link to read previous Blogshot series to have an idea about what it is. In brief, I am the predator and the guest is the prey!

I am going to ask him some really crazy and silly questions and he is going to try to make us all laugh with the funniest answers but at the same time, Blogshot with Kurt is a series to promote new or even old bloggers of Mauritius. So let’s start!

Today’s guest on Blogshot is Yadhav also known as Alomoris. I really don’t know why he is called Alomoris but based on what some people said about him, I believe every morning when he wakes up, he say Alo Maurice. I also heard he is crazy but worst is that he is a crazy geek. Anyway below are some intel info about him before we start with the real interview.

• Name: Yadhav Deerpaul
• Nickname: Alomoris
• Blog: http://yad4ever.blogspot.com
• Gender: Male Human – Evolved version 2009
• Intel Data: He says “Alo Maurice” every morning when he wakes up. He calculate years in terms of B.G! (Google Years)  – And he is a crazy geek who believes that Google is a Technological Conspiracy!

So time to get on with the real Blogshot interview! So Yadhav ready? As usual a small warning to those who cannot control their laughter, please take some anger pills else you might die of laughter and I don’t wanna be responsible for this. So ready? Start!

Welcome to Blogshot Yadhav. Tell us a bit about yourself and why you are NOT boring?

Yadhav Answer:

Well, I took birth 3 B.G(B.G stands for Before Google) And since then I’ve been attached to the computer just like I was previously attached to the umbilical cord. I already knew some basic computer hacking skills when I was in Standard One. I created my first blog when I was in Form 1. And I’m not boring because: From Form Two till date, I’ve got this remark each month in my journal: Talkative boy but well-mannered.

If you had to kick the a$s of two people on Twitter who would it be?

Yadhav Answer:

Perez Hilton and Tila Tequila

Who do you think is the most dumb personality of Mauritius? and why?

Yadhav Answer:

Paul Berenger because he thinks that “not dying” hair is fashionable. And he taught me how to use ORIGINAL swear words: Lake Satte, Cannard Boitte…Blabllaaa

Assume someone dies and is ready for the funeral but then dunno how T.F he comes back to life. Do you think the government should pay him back all the expense already done for his funeral?

Yadhav Answer:

Wait, this is the work of Yamraj and not Lake Chatte or Aston Martin drivers

Someone told us that you are gay! How far is it false?

Yadhav Answer:

My girlfriend is the right person to answer this question.

First word you think of when hearing Island Crisis?

Yadhav Answer: Megan Fox

Kurt Reply: Huh!

You become God for one hour only. What are all the things you think you will do in this one hour?

Yadhav Answer: I will extend this one hour to 100 years.

If laughter is the best medicine. Then why do you think so many idiots out there say “died laughing”?

Yadhav Answer:

Literally, you can die from laughing. This theory explains it all: Laughing generally causes vibrations whereby these vibrations which vibrates with a great force causes the heart to vibrate 10*OriginalVibration. This process eventually causes the heart to vibrate at a such extent that it gets a shock and stops beating.

So, these people are not idiots. Small Tip: Some Medicines including Laughing may contain viruses like Salomon. Better heat the medicines(incl. laughter) to a temperature above 85 deg. celcius before giving it out to the patient.

When you buy it, it is the opposite of white. When you use it, it is of the same colour as the thing after the PMS of girls! And after using it, it become grey. What is it?

Yadhav Answer:

1. So, it’s first black
2. It turns the colour of PMS of girls
3. It turns grey

I have a serious problem with PMS…What the heck does that mean…will answer this after 5 years after gaining some experience!

Kurt Reply: Oh! Don’t worry about it. Next year you will be doing it in Biology. I leave it to the commentators to try to find this answer.

Ever visited Rodrigues Island? Anyway there is an Island near the Island (Yea you visit an Island to go to another Island!) named Ile aux Coco. What is there on this Island for it to be so famous?

Yadhav Answer:

Not yet visited Rodrigues Island….It’s shaped like a bread(pictures show me this only) and perhaps it doesn’t contain Coco. Like Trou Aux Cerfs = No Cerfs, Fond du Sac = No Sac, Lalmatie – No Red Soil, Curepipe – No Pipe, Plaine of Pawpaw = No Pawpaw and so Ile aux Coco = No Coco

Your 5 favorite blogs? Your 3 favorite websites? And 2 website which you would qualify as LAME?

Yadhav Answer:

5 Favourite Blogs(it’s tough lol because I have around 20 Favourite Blogs):

* Yashvin Blogs
* The Media Guru
* Island Crisis
* Priscus Former
* Morinn Buzz

5 Favourite Websites(Bit Easier this one LoL):

1. Google
2. Twitter
3. Facebook

Lame Websites:

1. education.mu
2. bing.mu

Kurt Reply: Hah the answers for Lame Websites is so TRUE

Do you know that Google Waves is in fact powered by energy made from Waves in the Pacific Ocean?

Yadhav Answer:

Conspiracy!! Technological Racism!! They could have generated the waves from the Indian Ocean. It’s better, and there has been a significant reduction in Somalian geeks. And tropical cyclones and tsunamis could increase the height of waves which could make Google Wave better and faster.

Which type and category of articles do you want more on Island Crisis?

Yadhav Answer: Megane Fox

You are walking toward school one sunny morning and a hot girl looking like Megan Fox comes in front of you and asking you to book a room with her and to have a good time. So?

Yadhav Answer:

Hotels in Mauritius sucks. I’ll take her in my Air Force 1.5. Then I will take her to Burj Dubai and book the top 100 floor just for her and me…………..

Do you think vegetarians are missing a lot in life? Like KFC

Yadhav Answer:

Yeah, you are right they are missing lot like Salomon, Cholesterol and some fatty acids. It’s sad for those vegetarians(incl. me)

Well, thank you Yadhav for being the prey in this very first edition of Blogshot Season 3.  Finally we also learn that you are vegetarian and as such you are missing so much the taste of KFC Zingers – So readers, this was Yadhav a young blogger of 14 year old interview (in the Blogshot way of course).

I hope you like this article and the next Blogshot will on the 19 of November 2009. If you like this exclusive article of IC, don’t forget to share it. Have a nice day.

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