Chemical Ali Hasan al-Majid Executed

Ali Hasan al-Majid also known as Chemical Ali, the henchman of former dictator Saddam Hussein was executed today morning in Iraq. The news was confirmed today by the Iraqi Government but there are no details as to when it was done and where.

Chemical Ali got the nickname after he eliminated over 5000 people in Halabja with poisonous gas in 1988. He was one of the most influential tyrant of the Saddam’s reign. Chemical Ali was an arrogant idiot who used to proudly claim that what he did was the best.

During his trial he even mentioned once:

“I’ll kill them all with chemical weapons! Who is going to say anything? The international community? F**k them! The international community and those who listen to them.”

Chemical Ali was the cousin of former arrogant Saddam Hussein who was also given a ticket to hell some time ago. Apparently Chemical Ali was very happy today to be meeting the ugly and dirty Saddam in the basement of hell.

His career? He has over 100000 innocent people sent to heaven during his lifetime! All killed using chemical poisonous gas. So today the Earth feels a bit lighter as another rotten member of the Saddam’s regime is DOWN.

Sarcastically, Island Crisis!