Today a friend asked me how to deal with a beautiful but bitchy woman. I was like “huh” and then I realised what he meant. He was talking about those girls who act over-classy and over-repelling and always considering guys as being “morons”. Hopefully there are many ways to put such types of people in their right place.
Before we continue this post, I want to say that I have no problem with you girls and women who might be reading this post. Just like there are some overly macho men, there are also some women/girls who think that men are “something of a lower standard of humanity”.
Well the post of today is about 7 little funny ways to tackle this type of woman or girl but by maintaining a gentleman’s behavior at least to its minimum. She’ll maybe even fall for you. Now guys, assume you want that hot girl but she is acting so bad with you. So what do you do?
The answer is you should not be afraid to offend a woman who is insulting you even if she is beautiful! Here are 7 funny ways to drive away her insulting manners.
[stextbox id="custom"]1. Point out her flaws in a funny way but without the insulting tone. Eg: Do you often wear so much make up to look beautiful?[/stextbox]
[stextbox id="custom"]2. Each time she starts to talk about something, raise your voice and prevent her from expressing herself but do it with a smile.[/stextbox]
[stextbox id="custom"]3. If you are trying to get her, then, simply do not flirt with her but flirt with all the other girls around. In one word: Avoid her for a while.[/stextbox]
[stextbox id="custom"]4. If she insults you, thank her with a compliment and make as if she just said something which no one even cared. Do not let your anger talk for you. [/stextbox]
[stextbox id="custom"]5. She talks bad about you with other people around? Well, just talk to your friends too and say how she ‘s*cks”. My favorite? “Mo demand moi kisanla ki gete em sa” – Yes, a bit rude on my side, but hey, that’s me but it is only for girls acting too much like a..you know what.[/stextbox]
[stextbox id="custom"]6. Each time she praises herself, put her down. Yes, girls who tends to act b!tchy with guys are also those who will keep praising themselves all the while and critisizing other women. So if she says that she sings better than Celine Dion, reply “Ah yea, you are from her chorus right?” – Lol[/stextbox]
[stextbox id="custom"]7. Try to find out about her weak points and disqualify her when act like the *** (Am tired of this word now). For example if you know that she can’t cook, then one disqualifying sentence can be: “I was thinking if you should marry a cook, because you are one of those unfortunate rare woman who does not possess the boon to be able to cook tasty things”.[/stextbox]
Well that was exactly what I told my friend. But if I was him, I’ll avoid such a girl. Because if a girl cannot respect a guy for what he looks and what he is, then why even try to date her. But since most of time love is blinded by blindness (ah what a dialog), the above should make her feel awkward.
I wonder how many people will not agree with me now because I said this to a girl today (another friend) and she said, “this is rude!” Well…