Sachin Brojmohun on Blogshot With Kurt

Today is a very special Blogshot with Kurt episode! On the “plato” to shoot tonight is Sachin Brojmohun from Web Design Bureau of Mauritius dot com! This Blogshot interview is going to be special and you will see why as you read. Is it a coincidence that Sachin is to be interviewed today? Not really and even he didn’t thought about it. So let’s get going!

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Blogshot With Kurt – Prey Is Yadhav Deerpaul

Blogshot Season 3! The Blogshot with Kurt series starts again and today’s interview is with young Mauritian blogger Yadhav Deerpaul. In case you are a new reader here, then check this link to read previous Blogshot series to have an idea about what it is. In brief, I am the predator and the guest is the prey!

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Selven On Blogshot With Kurt!! – Code Is His Poetry

Been a long time since the last Blogshot with Kurt episode isn’t it? Well good news then for you all readers since the crazy and stupid question series is starting again! So welcome back to season 2.1 of Blogshot with Kurt!

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Joyshan on Blogshot with Kurt!!

Hey buddies, welcome back to Blogshot!!

You still remember about the Blogshot series? I guess you still and it’s been more than one month since there has been no BLOGSHOT here on Island Crisis. The last one was of Ashesh and that ended the Blogshot with Kurt season 1. Eleven bloggers went through the lab of Blogshot. See the sidebar of the blog for links toward all the previous shots. Its now time to move on.

Welcome back to Blogshot Season 2!!

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Ashesh on Blogshot With Kurt!!

Put your party mode on standby as we shoot our next victim on Blogshot! Hey yeah its been more than one month since the last blogshot episode. The work got delayed due to the migration of the blog to wordpress. A small resume for those who are new here.. Blogshot is a special series here on Island Crisis to promote bloggers of Mauritius in a funny and entertaining way. Uhh… the definition is ok? Ok..Blogshot camera on!

So for today on this 11th episode of Blogshot I have Mr Ashesh who is going to bear the Blogshot traumas! Lets start with the small introduction.

• Name: Ashesh Ramjeeawon
• Nickname: Ashesh
• Blog: http://asheshr.wordpress.com
• Intel: His secret job! We learned about it and think it’s our duty to warn you all! He is a sea pirate!! Look at one of his victim ship below!!

You have been warned! So lets start blogshooting this dude before he becomes a real danger for all of us here! Ashesh.. take out your shields and be prepared! I am coming to shoot you with my evil questions! Here we go…

BLOGSHOOTING ASHESH!!!

• She said you are stupid and dumb and useless!! You say?
• So is my computer machine

• Christmas gifts you want?
• iPhone 3G

• The old dumb Santa Clause gives you four hot super babes on your bed as gift! You say what to him?
• Grant me endurance

• If you were a reptile… which one would you be?
• chai pa (Don’t know)

• Island Crisis in just one word?
• SmellsLikeTeenSpirit – (Kurt says: Lol. Kurt Cobain. Its one of his top song)

• Do you think Navin Ramgoolam know what is blogging?
• No

• What would be the Slogan of Rama Valayden if ever he had a blog?
• chai pa

• Are you a geek? And why?
• Well, I have partly the spirit of a Computer Scientist and I have a passion for Computing. No. I am not a geek though. I have better aspirations in dealing with people and my people-handling skills don’t make me feel good in the shoes of a geek.

• Would you buy the domain difemedia?? I mean DIfe here.. Not ****.
• No

• Ever got high and kissed a girl you never talked to before?
• Tried but ended sadly

• The best press agency asshole award goes to ********a or L’Express or Le Mauricien or 5Plus?
• *********a

• Your top 5 favourite blogs?
• http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/
• http://www.noulakaz.net/weblog
• http://www.themediaguru.co.cc/
• http://hostintruder.wordpress.com/
• http://pramodrt.wordpress.com/

• Did you betrayed your girlfriend? Please be sincere!
• Yes. She said she could not get enough of me (there was less to love with me) given I was dieting

• If you were to meet Angelina Jolie and she want to give you anything you want, you ask what? Only one!
• Her credit card which will expire after 2012

• No really…do you know that the blogger Daks who recommended you often eat raw cat meat covered with tomato sauce? You knew that? We can prove it!
• Abon didn’t knew that. Well Daks is someone I admire a lot. She’s at the same time hypercool, funny and innocent. But now about her ‘carnivorous’ instinct, am discovering a new side of her

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SHOT DOWN!!!!

Great! It was real fun torturing this guy. So that was the blogshot of Ashesh. Before we end this very torturing episode, here is a little preview of Ashesh’s blog. Have a look buddies. Ashesh website is temporarily under re-construction and that’s why I am not putting a snapshot of his website. For now thats his blogging world snapshot…

And who will Ashesh recommend as the next forthcoming victim of Blogshot??? Thats…. Pramod Teewaree! So Pramod if you happen to be here…then get secured! You will most probably be shot before the end of January 2009!!

So that was the 11th episode of Blogshot with Kurt – Thank you Ashesh for participating and again…thank you all readers who encourage me to continue this series. Ok ok….get back to party and festive mode now!

CarrotMadMan6 On Blogshot With Kurt!! – 10th Blogshot!!

Its all about Carrot!!! Its all about a Mad Man who is obsessed with the earthly eatable thingy called Carrot!! We have among us today on this 10th episode of Blogshot Mr CarrotMadMan6!!!! Welcome Carrot….and I am sure we going to have some real fun with blog-shooting you.

• Nickname: CarrotMadMan6
  
• Full Name: D****n ***ta**m (Hidden upon request)
  
• Blog: http://themediaguru.blogspot.com
  
• Blogging Since: May 2007
• Intel Data: Possible one of the top 25 listed Technical Side Boys for Scholarship at HSC?? – The word RCPL is coming into view… wlol… my secret agents are working too much these days to gather information

• Do you have any genetic problem with carrots or any relationship with rabbits?? lol
• I love bunnies! & carrots are a sure way to attract them.

• Why the name carrotmadman?
• What’s in a name?

• Seven Seas, Rum N 1 or Black Label? And when was the last time?
• I’m not into gaming.

• You do what if a very huge girl (obese female human) try to rape you?? (yea the female version)
• I invoke my right to self defence.

• And you do what if a hot doll like Keira Knightley want to rape you? (Please note that here rape is the forceful act of sex that a woman can force a man to! Not the opposite!)
• I reserve my right to remain silent.

• Do you think Billabong clothes are shit?
• Billabong means backside in Maori.

• Do you have a female human friend who want to marry with you? Who? Why?
• No, I never asked.

• Tomorrow morning Emtel is announcing that SMS is going to be charged at a rate of Rs 3 per SMS. Your reaction?
• Orange still sucks.

• The first thing you think when you hear Island Crisis?
• KFC

• You win Rs 4350000 while playing at the Horse Racing unlike some worthless all year long idiotic punter. You do what with the money?
• I go & buy watches. Time is money.

• 3 Satyrical differences between Obama and Navin Ramgoolam?
• Obama has Air Force One. Navin has DB9.
• Obama has Al Gore while Navin has Gowressoo.
• Obama can’t block his own Facebook profile.

• Your top 5 Websites or Blogs?
• istartedsomething.com
• bloggerbuster.com
• smashingmagazine.com
• gizmodo.com
• yashvinblogs.com

• If you were to meet The Mahatma Gandhi… you will say what to him?
• Get Windows 7.

• Are you an addict of Latino Porns? or were you?
• No, I’m more into car porn.

• Very important statistical question…. What percentage of teenage girls do you think are still virgin?
• Virgins are made to be broken.
  

• Net Audio Ads
• How to rip a DVD to 700MB DivX & Xvid
• Linkin Park’s Minutes To Midnight
• Atif Aslam back in Mauritius!
• Celebrating the Festival of Light in Mauritius [Blog Light Day]

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Sailesh On Blogshot With Kurt

Summertime is here and lets party like stupid monkeys!! Hell!! Yea yesterday I heard some retards talking on the bus stop…one of the girl was saying to her friend “eh demin pu bizin met nu mont un heur temp lavance la! Mari top sa!!” – Pfff…People people humans….!!! I will NOT switch to summer time!!

Intel Data: Sailesh’s wife told him that she don’t wanna see his photo swimming around on the web…else all girls will run after him…and his wife will murder him wlol. I present to you Mr Sailesh…..so unfortunately no photo of him here. But lets start to shoot him right now!!!!

• Fair usage policy? a reality or farce?
• MBC is it a TV station or politics station?
• Bus transportation system in mauritius?
• A spoiled society?
• University of Mauritius hit by SU elections fever??

Ravish on Blogshot With Kurt – Non-Blogger Edition

Welcome back all you buddies. Today is a special Blogshot Edition! Special why? Simply because today is Island Crisis 5 months birthday lol. Yea its 5 months today that I started this blog.

It all started just as a way to flirt wlol…yea you won’t believe it but when I met Yusha…I thought “hey she has a mauritius blog” and I say let me create one “vit vit” and tell her that I have one too lol. Yea yea its stupid… but today its 5 months since Island Crisis is online…and I don’t regret making it. Just wanna say a BIG BIG thanks to all my visitors, commenters and bloggers friends who without you all I would have stopped to blog lol.

So let me present to you Mr Ravish Jomadar!

Name: Ravish Jomadar
Nick: Ravisss
Waste Time: President of Free Art Society
Useful Time: Student Year 3 BSc Information Systems
Contact: freeartuom@gmail.com

His Memorable Dailogue: “eh ban zen mone gagne un pak ctop laa…mo amen li nu boir…inir mo vini laa” – For those who didnt got..he mean that he got a pack of CTop cold drink and is bringing it for us at 13hr (inir)!!lol

• What is free art and how was it formed?
• FreeART is an NGO, its stands for FREE AND REUNITED TOGETHER. We are a well-known society on the uom campus. We created the uom free art on 2006. We are indulged in social activites and our aim is to help the students of uom and the mauritian society. Freeart ti fonder en 1999 apres sa crise post-kaya la ki ti ebranle nu pays, alor imper volontaires, bane dimune bien devouer et kine fer buku pu sa peuple la ine aide bane partie l’ile ki ti affecter par sa crise la…c la kot FREEART ine fonder, et apres tou zot lutte pu combattre la pauvreter et pou promouvoir l’uniter national. FREEART ti recevoir la NATIONAL UNITY AWARD en 2001 apres tou so bane activiter et so lalutte contre pauvreter.

• Who are the founder members?
• The founder members for freeart_uom ena : arshad , ganeshen, guillaume entre autre…ena enkor buku dimune deriere sa fondation la – mo tenir a remercier zot pu sa initiative la…cheerz

• Top 3 most memorable event by free art?
• Multicultural Gathering 2008 ( 1premiere dan UOM)
• FREEART PICNIC -Flirting with nature
• CEDEM SHOW 2008

• Free art.. There was rumours about its association with one party at SU election namely Student Power. Your reaction?
• TTu kaliter rumeurs ti ena avan elections, freeart pane suporte aukene party. et aster si mo bane membres et mwa mem nu ena 1afiniter politics beh li personel. li pa vine lor nu societer…

Ok enough of the nice gentle saint-like questions now! Lets really shoot you as you should been!!!

• If someone say you are gay! Your reaction?
• GRO GRO LOL, si dimune la kav xplik mwa ki v dir “gay” et ki so definition bien precise, lerla mo reply li…

• You are eating “pistass bouii” and as you open the shell on one of it..you see a very beautiful “moutouk”. You do what?
• Mo zett pistache la.

• Your ex girlfriend wanna kiss you and want you on bed to try a new kamasutra style she just find out while roaming on yahoo! Your reply?
• mo pa infidele ar mo fam mwa. mo x-gf, from time mone kitt li, she become a stranger to me…et mo pa penser to pu ale fer kamasutra style avek 1stranger…GRO LOL et mo mari fidele avek mo mine mwa…(Kurt: Abon?? wlol)

• QEC girl s*ck and they like to be f*ck in a damn violent way! Your opinion on this ‘assumption”?
• Kot tone gagn sa assumption la??

• You are in the car with yr girlfriend and suddenly you heard a fu**ing sound like “human gas problem”. Its from your girlfriend! You say what?
• Beh c naturel!!! My gf well she’s cute like a doll but human afterall (Kurt:Aret pass dibeur la lol)

• Nomad want to sponsor your studies but in return they want you to dress yourself like a nomadic idiot (Whole orange set with with shoes). Your decision?
• Nomad ine orange shoes, well pa akoz 1sponsor mo pu fer buffon de mwa meme…just tell them to f*ck off…hehe

• A most funny memorable event in your life?
• La premiere fois mone fer accident avek mo loto, ti p sorti depi mo gf so sister so wedding et mone met 1ariere sans mem regarder les retro et BAAAAAAAAW…. 1garson ti dan lautre voiture line sorti wadire li pa kone narien, guess li pa ti ena licence…et seki pli komik ladan, tou dimune depi sa “gaon” la, mo pa pu cite le nom; mai zot ine sorti dehor lor chemin wadire ena mari fim dehor…GRO GRO LOL…. ena buku a raconter sur sa event la …mai fran mo ti p gagn mari ner et en mem temp mo ti p gagn riyer en regardant sa bane dimune la, kuman morisien kontan kan ena tamasa lor simer….GRO LOL

• Unleash your mind – This part is free to you! Say anything you want in ONLY less than 50 words! However if you intend to curse someone..please be sure to curse in a gentle way. So you say what?
• Well bon boulot avek to blog et mo pense zot kav fer ene blogger society biento. Freeart li open a tou bane etudiant(e)s de UOM, seki envi join in plz mail us. (Kurt: To pe fer publicite la lol)

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Out of subject

Don’t forget about the Blog Light Day. Hope many of you will participate and make a typical Mauritian Blog Divali on 28 th October. More here if you missed it.

Take Carezzzzz!!!

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Daks on Blogshot With Kurt

Tushal on Blogshot With Kurt!!

Hard day of work….I am just too damn tired as always and wanna get some good sleep. I am missing my girlfriend…. Hmm… I really like this rain outside… Its so damn romantic!!! Sometime I wish I was a vampire in my dark world and would be kissing my darling Yupri in the rain on the house….beeeeeep…. Forget this!! I continue this blogshot tommorow morning as am gonna get a good sleep now……bzzzzzz

Gud morning and welcome back!! So you are currently reading another episode of Blogshot with Kurt… Uhh its the 6th episode. So who is on the couch of Island Crisis tonight??? Any guess?? Of course its our dear lawyer Tushal!!!

Tushal…Welcome on Island Crisis!! You are here to be shooted by the blog!! So get ready as I will in a few seconds blogshoot you!! Are you ready?

So let me talk a bit about Tushal!!! Who is Tushal?? These are the data we got from intel!! – Sorry Tushal… the laws of blogshot does not allow me to keep secrets to my own head! lol.

• Name: Tushal ******
• Nick: Tushy!!
• Blog: http://tushal.wordpress.com
• Sex Status: Missing someone so damn much that he is getting crazy!!
• Age: 21
• Intel: Possibly related equation with the Python Girl??? LOL Just kidding. He has a crush for a female human at the UOM! We still don’t know who!!
• Disorder: He got a real emotional breakdown when he thinks of a certain “Princess”!!

• Do you think Saddam Hussein is really dead?
• Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die – I have no idea. I have not witnessed anything. I’m innocent.

• The first thing which come to your mind when you hear Island Crisis?
• Island?Ile?
• Crisis?crysis?
• Yeah I know. Crysis is a science fiction first-person shooter computer game developed by German video game developer Crytek and published by Electronic Arts, and is the first game of a planned trilogy. WLOL. Island Crisis –Avish’s blog..

• Did you ever go out without wearing an underwear?
• Duuh..Never..Are there such people btw? ohh yeah..there is 1 such people. Just came across my mind..a girl sitting at the st croix bus stop. Quite old story.{around 15 months old}. She was wearing a mini jupe. Mini? No its mini to the power of 3. And had no underwear..dont worri..i did not see anything..

• A girl you love behave like you are inexistent to her. What do you feel?
• Hmmmm. I had already gone through this. It hurts and pains like hell. As if some one is tearing your ears into 10 pieces and cutting your fingers and stabbing you in the chest and cutting you legs. {bleh.I went a bit too far I think.But well, just to give you an idea of how much it pains}

• Someone tell you that blogging is a WASTE of time. You say what?
• Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
• Learn from your parents’ mistakes, use birth control!
• That person must be like living in ice age.and still using “bol” yoplait and wires as his phone.^_^
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

• Did you ever eat your dogs biscuits?
• No way. Its impossible to eat that since dogs biscuits smell strangely.

• What do you of sex at Bassin Canard? (The super sex site nearby UOM)
• Well, If I could had the girl of your dream, then perhaps I could consider that option.
• {having several options are good

• Do you take a shower everyday?? (Be honest please)
• Oh no.I take a shower once per month! ! Daily quota: 2 showers per day..

• Blogging and Mauritius – In one word?
• Some people still don’t know what are blogs and why blogs are there.But there’s room for improvement.Blogging is “quite new” in Mauritius but with time, it will become an important aspect of life.

• UOM Cafetaria – The best word to describe it?
• Are you sure that you want me to describe it? But it will be tough to describe it in only one word.
• Thats the worst cafeteria that I have ever visited. The first time, I bought a coffee there and what I got was.”delo canal” The coffee was disgusting and I went to return him his “delo canal”. Have heard that food is expensive.

• Do you think Paul Berenger should colour his hairs artificially?
• Paul Berenger?who?I don’t know him.Kidding. I don’t care about what he do with his hair..

• The hottest and sexy girl you know at University of Mauritius?
• What a nice way to get me in a trap! !I know many girls and it will be tough to choose the hottest and sexiest one. But there’s one who always catch my attention.I need to talk to her..^_^

• Miss Mauritius 2008 – She Sucks!!! Your Reaction?
• I don’t watch such comedy. In every Miss show, there are beautiful girls except in one show. MISS MAURITIUS OF COURSE. I have once watch that.I think last year because I had a friend participating in that. Else, I prefer watching girls at the uom who are way more beautiful than those in that show.
• + off topic: parrot learning and parrot reading.ek lor sa osi..zot fan KaKes..

• Loretto college girls are whores!!! (Not my opinion sa hein lol – just a questions) Your say?
• I agree with the statement.{mais ena ban ceki pa encore gaT selment}{duuh..Hope I don’t get beaten up.}

• If you were Tarzan???
• Are you imposing a tarzan’s role on me? Well, I would love to meet jane..^_^

• Mauriporn/Prostitution
• Unwritten Rules oF University
• No comments
• Orange V/s Rapidshare
• Blogspot V/s Orange

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