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Once Upon A Time Osama Bin Laden… Dead? – Photoshop Fails

Authors: Kurt Avish | Categorised in: Others

Once upon a time, there lived a man named Osama Bin Laden and he was killed in a pc game called Call of Duty Black Ops. And the game ends! Osama Bin Laden is alive or dead? Whatever. That was a great movie indeed which lasted a decade of full fledged activities and thousands of soldiers and people sailed to hell or heaven.

osama bin laden dead photos

 

On 2 May 2011, the movie ended. So let us have a little recap of this drugged script. Al-Qaida, featuring in the lead role Osama Bin Laden, an actor working for the CIALYWOOD studios, Monsieur Le President, the allies, the Talibans, some “great” guys in the USA (formerly known as the adopted land), the blinded citizens, and the dudes in uniforms.

This movie is one which lasted really long, 2 decades or more if I am not wrong. The show started with Daddy Bush, through Son Bush and then Obama decided to end this great movie of Osama. Movie review? Ok here is the brief.

Once upon a time, a puppet named Osama was developed by the scientists at the C-I-A (Central Intelligence of Artists). His mission was to infiltrate the Talibans and recruit thousands of “kaka” also known as terrorists. His mission was to create fear when asked to, for political and sometime financial reasons.

Well his mission was also to be a mask for all the shit a ‘certain’ country had to do on its own land to its own citizens. Basically Osama was a “shit sweeper”. Then after 1 decade which we now call the Osama Hunt, Monsieur Le President decided to end this movie which is no more ‘petrolically’ useful. So the directors at the cialywood added a concept of the famous pc game COD Black Ops in the movie and we heard that Osama was apparently killed and his body was never found.

Facts:

  • Osama was killed near the capital of Pakistan
  • He was living near a government military training camp
  • He was apparently shot in the head
  • His body never reach the USA and he was reportedly buried at SEA!
  • There are no real photo showing the most wanted man on Earth dead. Even the photoshop ones look so…fake.

And all the monkeys are singing and dancing without even having any proof that the guy is really off to hell. If the Monsieur Le President says he is dead, then the PEOPLE must believe. Si demin li dir zot mama un P, sa oci zot dir li Oui Monsieur Le President! Well happy Osama Death Day.

Atleast one of the “dunno how many” petrolically powered drama is over.


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  • Idiots

    What kind of site releases stuff like this without checking sources?
    This image wasn’t released by the CIA, FBI or American government, it’s a mock-image made by a nobody…

  • Josef

    THE CIA IS GETTING SLOPPY!!! Better stick with coke, because your political propaganda sucks.

  • Desmond

    Question: Naysayers? What does Hamas have to gain in declaring Osama dead if it is not so?

  • http://nirvan.graphicstemple.com Nirvanknight

    Hahahaha..ROFLMAO!..that one was awesome! Well done kurt! Hats off dude!

  • ziggy

    What I can say is this : If you resemble Osama, you better shave your beard and start learning American English. They can’t show the body, so they will find a double.

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