The Talibans are reportedly training monkeys for Jihad! According to some Chinese news sources, the Talibans have found a new acquisition to their roadside and dirty army. While the news is spreading across all Chinese media, the US and its coalition forces are quite baffled about this news.
According to reports, the Talibans were arming the monkeys with AK-47 rifles, machine guns and trench mortars in the Waziristan tribal region bordering Pakistan and Afghanistan! Now isn’t that a..somehow improvised idea?
Yet another report mentioned that the monkeys are being trained to act as snipers at a secret Taliban training base. For each target hit, they are being rewarded with bananas and peanuts! While we do not believe in this nice tale and chinese sci-fi news, we must agree that somehow China has a little problem on its calendar.
April fool was months ago! Well the Chinese media is for sure enjoying a nice buzzy day today with this wonderful rumor. However there is a very important point we are all missing. The Talibans idea behind Jihad and martyrdom is that the man will have some dozens of virgin maidens in heaven! But what about the monkey? Some dozen of banana trees maybe?